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My fancy nightmare

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

I have bad memories of fancy dress parties from my childhood. All I wanted was to be a fairy or a princess. But no, mum sent me in the recycled ‘chicken’ outfit I had worn to a dance show two years before. And then a year later there was the homemade Mini Mouse effort – this would be fine if I didn’t have mahoosive 80’s style glasses on top of the face paint.

 

Nowadays, I try to avoid fancy dress parties. I detest them, saying they are embarrassing or a waste of money. But this weekend I have one I simply cannot avoid – a Mad Hatters Tea Party.

 

It’s a limited theme but I have come up with a solution. I am going as the white rabbit. Bunny ears, face paint, white gloves and a fluffy tail. Only thing is, I don’t have a white dress. But I have a black one. Can I get away with it? No, apparently. My friends say this is a distinct lack of effort on my part.

 

So tonight, I’m off to the fancy dress shop. Wish me luck, because this time, I really think I’m going to need it.

 

Lauren x

Be friends with us and win a Wii…..

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Hello regular loveOffers fans and newbies,

 

Great news – we’re now on facebook! When we get over 1000 friends, we’re going to celebrate by giving away a Nintendo Wii.

 

Click here to join us today and to be in with your chance of winning!

 

Lynda.

All the World’s a Stage…

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

I’m having a bit of an impromptu love affair with Oscar Wilde at the moment.

 

To be fair, I once had one with Henry VIII but this time it’s different (it’s actual affection rather than an obsession, though no less inappropriate).

 

In an attempt to convey the sense of drama and passion for excitement encapsulated in my now sadly departed squire, I draw on his own declaration that: “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.”

 

What fun!  What scandal! What a person to be acquainted with!

 

According to the man himself, my adoration is entirely justifiable – after all, those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated aren’t they? And there’s no denying that Mr Wilde’s plays are beautifully constructed with (in my opinion), an unrivalled wit and biting social criticism that borders on genius. “I have nothing to declare but my genius!”

 

However two recent encounters with two very different modern-day adaptations of Wilde’s work have made me realise just how important the venue choice is when attempting to leave a lasting impression on your average bystander.

 

In March I went to see The Importance of being Earnest – upstairs at The Gatehouse in Highgate, an old fringe musical theatre venue with a somewhat chequered past.

 

At the turn of the century The Gatehouse was famous all over London for its gigantic lunches which filled many a Victorian stomach and indeed, Mr Wilde would certainly have been welcome at my dinner table for a few ‘shilling ordinairies’ to say the least.

 

Documented as being a music hall, cinema, masonic lodge and an official meeting house for the Highgate Literary and Scientific Institution in the 19th century, The Gatehouse has played host to many a famous face – Dick Turpin, Lord Byron, Cruikshank and Dickens to name a few. It is also rumoured to be haunted – by a murdered widow traditionally known as Mother Marnes.

 

On paper, the auditorium that now houses the theatre sounds like an ideal place for any Wilde antics – so why did I leave the performance feeling somewhat disillusioned? What could plunge such a house of good repute into such despair?

 

One word.

 

Wetherspoon.

 

The pub underneath The Gatehouse is part of the JDW chain, and those three initials just set my alarm bells ringing. These pubs are fine when you’re at University aren’t they? Cheap, cheerful and all that  – but having had my handbag stolen from a Wetherspoon’s back in February, countless bad pints (in fact, even on the night in question my first glass of rioja was served in a lipstick stained glass), and the fact that I always seem to get perved upon in these places (even when I took my daughter into one in a moment of desperation for babychange facilities), I‘m just not a fan.

 

In summary, The Gatehouse’s vibrant history lies completely hidden behind a façade of cheap drinks and the uniformity of the chain – but could have been amazing if preserved in a manner more sympathetic to it’s origin, after all it has some major strengths to play to.

 

I must point out that the production of The Importance of being Earnest actually was very enjoyable – and Louise Houghton in particular was fantastic as Gwendolyn, as was Gemma Harvey as Cecily, but all I could think of afterwards was that I never wanted to go to The Gatehouse again.

 

Neither by all accounts would my good friend on beerinthevening.com who posted this review below.

 

“The Gatehouse?” should be better off named the “Nuthouse”.

 

Let’s leave it there…..

 

Lynda

 

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In the Mood for Nude….

Monday, March 29th, 2010

It’s all about nudes this season. The colour, not the physical state.


My clothes are staying firmly put, but my shoes will be bang on trend after picking up a pair of peep toe court shoes in taupe from Office for just £55.

 

Whilst perusing my weekly copy of Timeout magazine (this insiders guide to London has proved invaluable time and time again), I was also presented with 2 other pieces of naked ambition worth a visit:

 

1.) Rankin’s Cheeky
Photography exhibition depicting nudes and lingerie shots of Lily Cole, Helena Christensen and Kate Moss amongst others.
Open until April 11th at the Annroy Gallery, 110-114 Grafton Road.

 

2.) Nude Espresso: 26 Hanbury Street, E1 6QR
Great little lunchtime or brunch haunt.  Take your pick from toasted focaccias, scones, brownies and some serious coffees.

 

I’d recommend subscribing to Timeout magazine to any Londoner – you can become the fountain of all local knowledge (not all of it nude) and save up to 58% if you do so through loveOffers.

 

Now that’s cheeky.

 

Lynda.

It is payday!

Monday, March 29th, 2010

There is one day of every month that I can guarantee I will have a smile on my face – payday! And after waiting all month for it to arrive, it’s finally here!

 

My routine on payday is pretty much the same every month. I wake up with a sigh of relief, I pay all my bills so I know how much money I have left to get me through the month. I treat myself to a naughty but ever so satisfying lunch in one of Charlotte Street’s many eateries. Feeling like a millionaire, I browse websites looking for clothes that I don’t really need or can’t afford. I go to the pub feeling flush and offer to get a round in. Then I get another round in, And possibly another (but by that point I am past the point of remembering).

 

Then I wake up with that really dreaded feeling of ‘How much did I spend yesterday?’

 

So, this payday I have decided to do things differently. To enforce a bit of self discipline, I am going to use this loveOffers blog to note five things that I will allow myself to buy this month. By aiming to use a voucher code against every purchase, I must not stray from the list!

 

1)       Black peep toe shoes

 

2)       Sandals

 

3)       Bikini

 

4)       New evening dress

 

5)       New make up

 

Straying from this list not only means I’ll have a very angry bank manager (or rather, call centre) on my case, but I will also be letting myself down, and no one likes to do that!

 

Wish me luck!

 

Lauren x